{"id":360,"date":"2010-09-16T15:27:49","date_gmt":"2010-09-16T13:27:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rephlex.de\/blog\/?p=360"},"modified":"2010-09-16T15:27:49","modified_gmt":"2010-09-16T13:27:49","slug":"klasse-nachrichten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rephlex.de\/blog\/2010\/09\/16\/klasse-nachrichten\/","title":{"rendered":"Klasse Nachrichten!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Heute ist ja wirklich ein genialer Tag. Ich kopiere mal von FeFe zusammen:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Klarer Fall von Selbstmord: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?f=\/n\/a\/2010\/09\/15\/state\/n115807D69.DTL&amp;tsp=1\">M\u00e4nnerleiche im Flughafenklo in Los Angeles gefunden<\/a>, die H\u00e4nde gefesselt und eine T\u00fcte \u00fcber dem Kopf.<\/li>\n<li>Kurze Durchsage von Tony Hayward: <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/eu_britain_bp_oil_spill\">BPs Sicherheitsstandards sind \u00fcber dem Industriedurchschnitt<\/a>. *gruuuusel*<\/li>\n<li>Die neuen Terroristen, \u00e4h, Steuerhinterzieher: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dnews.de\/nachrichten\/wirtschaft\/318623\/schnitzel-gross--finanzamt-spricht-steuerhinterziehung.html\">Ein Imbiss in Sachsen, weil das Finanzamt findet, er verkaufe zu gro\u00dfe Schnitzel<\/a>. (Danke, Benedikt)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/bazonline.ch\/ausland\/europa\/Alle-Eurofighter-muessen-am-Boden-bleiben\/story\/14747153\">Die Luftwaffe stoppt alle Eurofighterfl\u00fcge f\u00fcr eine Notfall\u00fcberpr\u00fcfung<\/a>.<em> In  Spanien sei ein zweisitziger Eurofighter kurz nach dem Start  abgest\u00fcrzt. Dabei habe sich der Pilot mit dem Schleudersitz retten  k\u00f6nnen. Auch beim Ko-Pilot sei der Schleudersitz aktiviert worden, doch  habe sich dabei der Fallschirm vom Sitz gel\u00f6st. Der Ko-Pilot st\u00fcrzte zu  Tode.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Oh und wo wir gerade bei Pfusch waren: <a href=\"http:\/\/news.nationalgeographic.com\/news\/2010\/09\/100913-science-space-astronauts-gloves-fingernails-injury\/\">Die Nasa-Handschuhe sind so schlecht, dass Astronauten regelm\u00e4\u00dfig die Fingern\u00e4gel verlieren<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fr-online.de\/sport\/ein-kuckucksei-statt-togos-nationalelf\/-\/1472784\/4647978\/-\/index.html\">Bahrain hat bei einem L\u00e4nderspiel gegen Togo gegen eine komplette Fake-Mannschaft gespielt<\/a>. <em>&#8222;Auch  der Pr\u00e4sident des togolesischen Fu\u00dfballbundes, Seiyi Memene, lie\u00df keine  Zweifel aufkommen: \u201eWir haben kein Team nach Bahrain geschickt. Bei den  Spielern muss es sich um komplette F\u00e4lschungen handeln.\u201c<\/em><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.spiegel.de\/wissenschaft\/technik\/0,1518,717368,00.html\">Es sieht so aus, als sickert Erdgas ins Atomm\u00fclllager Gorleben ein<\/a>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heute ist ja wirklich ein genialer Tag. Ich kopiere mal von FeFe zusammen: Klarer Fall von Selbstmord: M\u00e4nnerleiche im Flughafenklo in Los Angeles gefunden, die H\u00e4nde gefesselt und eine T\u00fcte \u00fcber dem Kopf. Kurze Durchsage von Tony Hayward: BPs Sicherheitsstandards sind \u00fcber dem Industriedurchschnitt. *gruuuusel* Die neuen Terroristen, \u00e4h, Steuerhinterzieher: Ein Imbiss in Sachsen, weil [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nicht-lustig"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rephlex.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rephlex.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rephlex.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rephlex.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rephlex.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=360"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rephlex.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":361,"href":"https:\/\/rephlex.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360\/revisions\/361"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rephlex.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rephlex.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rephlex.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}