{"id":25,"date":"2010-06-23T15:34:13","date_gmt":"2010-06-23T13:34:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rephlex.de\/blog\/?p=25"},"modified":"2010-06-23T15:34:13","modified_gmt":"2010-06-23T13:34:13","slug":"t-online-software-cd-ffffuuuuu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rephlex.de\/blog\/2010\/06\/23\/t-online-software-cd-ffffuuuuu\/","title":{"rendered":"T-Online Software-CD FFFFUUUUU!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Liebe Internet-Anschlussinhaber, hier einige wichtige Regeln f\u00fcr das t\u00e4gliche \u00dcberleben:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Internetanschluss bei T-Online holen, auch wenn&#8217;s zwei Euro mehr kostet im Monat<\/li>\n<li>Wenn <em>das Internet mal nicht geht <\/em>(was f\u00fcr eine drollige Formulierung!), Router vom Strom nehmen und wieder einstecken. Damit ist der Stecker gemeint, der in die Steckdose geht. Eine Steckdose, das ist das was aussieht wie eine Schweinenase, und es kribbelt lustig wenn man mit einem spitzen Metallgegenstand drin rumstochert.<\/li>\n<li>die T-Online Software-CD sofort nach erhalt unwiederbringlich zerst\u00f6ren<\/li>\n<li>die CD vorher nicht mit einem PC in Ber\u00fchrung bringen<\/li>\n<li>gleich jemanden fragen der sich auskennt, nicht erst selbst alles kaputtreparieren<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Liebe T-Online Hotlinemitarbeiter\/<em>&#8222;Techniker&#8220;<\/em>,<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Wenn man keine Ahnung hat, einfach mal die Fresse halten!<\/li>\n<li>Durch PC-Schulungen der ARGE wird man nicht zum Techniker. Zum Techniker wird man geboren!<\/li>\n<li>Eure &#8222;Anschlussmessung&#8220; k\u00f6nnt ihr euch sonstwo hin schieben!<\/li>\n<li>Macht die Hotline bitte nicht mehr gratis, sondern verlangt pauschal\u00a0 10 Euro pro Anruf. Dann ruft keiner mehr an, den Leuten wird vom Profi geholfen, und ihr k\u00f6nnt nachts besser schlafen.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Man sollte den Laden echt wieder verstaatlichen, und die <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Bundespost<\/span> &#8211; \u00e4h &#8211; <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Deutsche Post AG<\/span> &#8211; \u00e4h &#8211; <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Postbank<\/span> &#8211; \u00e4h &#8211; Backstuben mit gelbem Pasppschild gleich dazu. \u00dcber DHL und die Post kann k\u00f6nnte ich auch Romane schreiben. Mach ich wahrscheinlich auch nach meinem n\u00e4chsten Besuch dort!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Liebe Internet-Anschlussinhaber, hier einige wichtige Regeln f\u00fcr das t\u00e4gliche \u00dcberleben: Internetanschluss bei T-Online holen, auch wenn&#8217;s zwei Euro mehr kostet im Monat Wenn das Internet mal nicht geht (was f\u00fcr eine drollige Formulierung!), Router vom Strom nehmen und wieder einstecken. Damit ist der Stecker gemeint, der in die Steckdose geht. Eine Steckdose, das ist das [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-techtalk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rephlex.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rephlex.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rephlex.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rephlex.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rephlex.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rephlex.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26,"href":"https:\/\/rephlex.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions\/26"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rephlex.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rephlex.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rephlex.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}