{"id":1244,"date":"2011-02-09T22:02:38","date_gmt":"2011-02-09T21:02:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rephlex.de\/blog\/?p=1244"},"modified":"2016-06-14T22:52:08","modified_gmt":"2016-06-14T20:52:08","slug":"erneuter-zustellversuch-how-ups-deliveries-actually-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rephlex.de\/blog\/2011\/02\/09\/erneuter-zustellversuch-how-ups-deliveries-actually-work\/","title":{"rendered":"Erneuter Zustellversuch &#8211; How UPS Deliveries Actually Work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Genau so geht&#8217;s mir st\u00e4ndig. Ich als jemand, der sich jeden Tag vom Paketboten wecken l\u00e4sst, habe genau 10 Sekunden um aus dem Bett zu springen, eine Jogginghose anzuziehen und nach unten vor die Haust\u00fcre zu spurten. Bei Sekunde 11 sitzt der Typ schon wieder im Lieferwagen und f\u00e4hrt los.<\/p>\n<p>Typischer Collegehumor-Humor. Bombe!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LTlLOF2moxY\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Genau so geht&#8217;s mir st\u00e4ndig. Ich als jemand, der sich jeden Tag vom Paketboten wecken l\u00e4sst, habe genau 10 Sekunden um aus dem Bett zu springen, eine Jogginghose anzuziehen und nach unten vor die Haust\u00fcre zu spurten. Bei Sekunde 11 sitzt der Typ schon wieder im Lieferwagen und f\u00e4hrt los. Typischer Collegehumor-Humor. 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